the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”
Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression
Do NOT put the crystal obelisk up your hooha or your wooha, YES it will curse you, OBVIOUSLY it will curse you
Etsy is not a witch, that quartz crystal is the lure end of an eldritch anglerfish of capitalism
Look, either you’ve been here long enough to know exactly what I’m talking about or you are unsullied, free of sin and consequence
lmao i lost at least 7 followers after reblogging that…. anyway if you exclude nonbinary people you’re ignoring the white stripe of the trans flag; aces and aros are not straight and thus lgbt+ because theyre literally not attracted to the opposite sex, trans women are real women, and physical dysphoria is not required to be considered trans
me watching the terfs, aphobes and transmeds disappear from my follower count
REBLOG TO SUPPORT OC X CANON SHIPPERS
They are valid and deserve more appreciation
dog time AKA the only reason i've been managing not to overwork myself
death of the author except when its funny
exactly what someone who regularly turns into a dog would say
im having a genuine blast this is like a gender reveal party to me
It's so funny getting into heated discussions about reading preference styles with some people. I'm in a Discord group chat, and the topic of different POVs in fiction came up, and it was apparently a popular opinion in the group that multiple POVs in a book is "garbage" and "hot trash."
I kind of laughed it off as a funny quirk, then mentioned I couldn't relate because I find singular POVs to be extremely dull and a major turn-off when it comes to reading. But y'know, to each their own. Brains like what they like.
The temperature of the group chat got noticeably chillier, and I was informed curtly that several people in the group write singular POVs and I should think before I speak.
I said I know, just like they know I write multiple POVs, but they felt fine trashing that.
"Well, that's different."
"Why?"
"Because you're a fluke. No one likes reading multiple POVs."
Oh-kay. Again, I didn't want to get heated over it and again reiterated that not everyone's writing style will vibe for everyone. I then helpfully added, "It's like, y'know. I don't particularly enjoy first-person narratives, either. They feel juvenile to me, probably because they're predominant in a lot of YA lit, and it's jarring to read in adult fic. Doesn't mean it's bad; it just means I don't like it."
Anyway. I'll let you know when they're done burning me at the stake.
I arrive at the Group Chat
Multiple POVs in the book.
Narrative third personed.
Tits out.
I am forcibly removed from the Chat.
What tense do you prefer to read in?
1st person
2nd person
3rd person limited
3rd person omniscient
See ResultsAh, a poll! Wonderful.
my personal character design opinion
alternatively
peak character design right here
this right here is the best reblog so far
